Welcome to the Pit of Grash Yewl

[GRWelsh]

Welcome... welcome to the Pit of Grash Yewl!

What, you didn't come here willingly? You fell down a trap chute or through a magic archway of swirling mists? Well, get up and dust yourself off. You're here now. Pull up a rock and listen to the tales of Grash Yewl, sub-demon and ne'er'do-well, abiding here until sufficient time has passed to be considered for promotion to a minor demon or at least a ghast.

I know the place is a mess... Please excuse the bones, blood-stains and entrails. A carrion crawler should be along presently to clean that up.

[GutboyBarrelhouse]

Ahhh... howdy, sub-infernal one.
Evil Eli will be around at some point to collect his avatar.
I have a couple of Gelatinous Cubes I could loan you, they're good at sweeping up all the detritus that your Crawler might miss. Hard to see, though - I usually just stick a few post-it notes on' em.

[GRWelsh]

GutboyBarrelhouse said:

Ahhh... howdy, sub-infernal one.
Evil Eli will be around at some point to collect his avatar.

There are plenty of sub-demons and the least of devils around, and to you material mortals I'm sure we all look alike.

[Drexlorn]

YOU DEMON !!! SAY YOUR LASTS WORDS !!

;D

[GRWelsh]

EEEK! A paladin!

Ahem, err... I mean, you don't scare me. Don't you know what happens to a paladin in hell?

[Drexlorn]

Grashyewl said:

EEEK! A paladin!

Ahem, err... I mean, you don't scare me. Don't you know what happens to a paladin in hell?

He may find himself killing little demons like you for eternity.

- Klysandral in A paladin in Hell.